Using a Smoker – Smoked Chicken – Smoked Chicken Wings

Smoked chicken is just about the perfect food. If you disagree, you’ve probably never had it or haven’t had it done well, and that’s a problem. My brother taught me how to grill and smoke meats and veggies many years ago on our parents’ kettle grill back home. Since then, we’ve both upgraded to barrel smokers with side-mounted fire boxes. From what I’ve seen around, many folks have this type of smoker.

Many folks are also failing to meet the potential of this relatively cheap cooking tool. I’ve seen all kinds of people grilling and a vast majority of people are just using kingsford charcoal to grill, smoke, barbecue, or whatever they’re calling it. A smaller number are using kingsford charcoal and some wood chips soaked in water to add smoke. That’s not a bad method, but it’s too expensive. Those wood chips that are sold specifically for smoking are not as cheap as they should be. You don’t need them.

First of all, get a charcoal chimney starter. Don’t buy an electric starter. Don’t buy lighter fluid. Get a chimney like the one in our photos. The only fuel you need to get your charcoal started is a couple sheets of dry newspaper. We don’t even get the newspaper and we’ve got plenty of newspaper from the free neighborhood thing that comes around and those coupon circulars that get stuck in the mailbox. Just save those and you won’t spend any more money on fuel.

For this post, I used kingsford brickets because publix didn’t have any lump charcoal. Lump charcoal is made only from wood and doesn’t include the char that makes charcoal. Google search char and you might not want to eat the food that it’s cooked with any more. However, in a pinch, you use what you can get.

Cram a couple sheets of newspaper in the bottom of the chimney, pile coal on top to fill it up, then light the paper from the bottom. It’ll be pretty smoky for a while, so don’t do this next to a group of sitting grannies. They’ll be quite upset. Politely ask them to move first. It’s a pretty simple concept: the fire from the newspaper heats the bottom of the coals. Hot air rises. Cool air rushes in to replace the hot air that has risen. The cool air is heated and thusly rises. Within twenty or thirty minutes you’ll have flames shooting out of the top of the chimney.

Once I’ve got a nice bed of coals, I usually don’t add many more, regardless of total cook time. From here, I add pieces of firewood. Firewood is cheap. It’s usually oak or hickory. It’s what real BBQ joints use. Just look or ask the next time you’re at a commercial BBQ place. They don’t use charcoal. They don’t use smoking chips. Do what they do. Wood burns. It makes smoke while it burns. The smoke adds flavor to your food. Win.

Now for the chicken. We buy organic birds from wherever we can get them. The birds which aren’t labeled organic scare me. Watch Food Inc. You’ll agree. I usually rub them with a light mixture of salt, pepper, and crushed garlic. You can get more creative, but there’s really no need. The chicken comes our perfectly seasoned with just those three simple ingredients. I get the smoker to about 250-300 degrees and let ’em sit for four hours. Don’t flip them. Don’t move them. Just leave them be.

For the wings, you’ve got to put in a little more effort. You buy wings whole. There are three parts: the flat, the drum, and the other part. It takes a bit of practice, but you need to cut the joints right between the sections with a sharp knife. The cleaver I used isn’t exactly necessary, but it’s a lot of fun.

I seasoned the wings with salt, pepper, garlic, red pepper, a little cumin, and some chili powder for heat.

The wings went on after the chickens had been in for two hours. I pulled them off the smoker after 1.5-2.0 hours. Honestly, I don’t remember exactly. When they look done, eat them. They were delicious. Since they were closer to the fire box on the left, they still got crispy. I’d put them up against any fried wings and they’ve got a whole lot less calories.

The chickens came out after four hours. They’re done when you can grab a leg and the bone pulls right out of the leg, as shown below. If it holds, let them cook a bit longer.

You also should look for clear juices running out of the birds when you cut them. If it runs bloody, cook the chicken longer (since they already have the smoky flavor and you’re hungry, just toss it in the microwave. We won’t tell).

I like to cook at least one extra chicken. Since I’m already firing up the smoker and waiting for four hours to eat, I figure I should at least double the resulting heap of food. I pull the meat off of all the chickens that I cooked before we eat them. That way, we eat less per serving and it lasts longer in the fridge. These two birds fed us dinner for a full week. We had tacos, stir fry, chicken sandwiches, omelletes, and chicken with veggies. Thanks for reading and happy cooking. – Robby

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Rosemary Oat Bread – Make it Yourself

During the work week, Christy and I really enjoy taking tasty sandwiches as part of our lunches. You really can’t beat black forest ham and swiss with cracked pepper and some red onion on fresh bread. Equally as good is roast beef with provolone or turkey breast with asiago. During a busy day, a hearty sandwich really keeps me going.

Be sure to heat the milk and molasses on low heat so you don’t curdle the milk. That would be nasty in your bread.

During a recent visit to the grocery story, I was appalled to see that almost all of the bread for sale contains High Fructose Corn Syrup, HFCS. This stuff is found in almost every processed food Americans eat these days and it really scares me. It’s a chemistry experiment, not an ingredient for food (my opinion, of course). Even so, HFCS is in ketchup, soda, cereal, some deli meats, most of your snack bars, and a myriad of other products. The revelation that HFCS was in even many of the “healthy” multigrain breads caused me to post a rant to Facebook which was answered by our good friend Paralee with a recipe for multigrain bread. She got the recipe from here, and I have slightly modified it into the recipe you see below. I added rosemary and rewrote the direction to coordinate with my photos and to explain some of the techniques. If you just want to bake the bread, print the recipe from the link and add in a bunch of rosemary.

Get an infrared thermometer. They measure the temperature of stuff without touching it. Neato.

Ingredients: 

1 1/2 cups nonfat milk

1/4 cup dark molasses

2 1/2 teaspoons active dry yeast

2 cups all-purpose flour, plus additional all-purpose flour as needed

1 cup whole wheat flour

1/2 cup rolled oat, plus 1 tablespoon for top

1 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt

Several large sprigs of rosemary from the garden, finely chopped

1 large egg, seperated

1/3 cup hulled unsalted roasted sunflower seeds, plus 1 tablespoon for top

Real men use their hands.

Directions:

1. In a small saucepan over low heat, combine the milk and molasses. I prefer cast iron for its slow and even heating properties.

2. Heat to 105-110 degrees Fahrenheit. I use my infrared thermometer to measure the temperature of heating liquids. I don’t have to dip it into the liquids so I don’t have to clean it. Win.

3. Remove from heat and sprinkle yeast on top; allow to stand until foamy, about 10 minutes. Every time I’ve made this bread, it’s taken a good 20 minutes to get to where I called it foamy like the photo above.

4. Fit the mixer with the paddle and stir together the 2 cups all-purpose flour, whole-wheat flour, 1/2 cup rolled oats, all of your chopped rosemary, and 1 1/2 teaspoons Kosher salt.

5. Whisk the egg yolk into the yeast mixture and add to the bowl. When separating yolks from whites, use your fingers. Just crack the egg into a bowl and grab the yolk with your fingers. It’ll pop right out of the white if you do it right. You can also crack the egg and pour it directly from the shell into your hands. Let the white run through your fingers into the bowl. If this grosses you out, you’re not having enough fun with your cooking.

6. Beat on medium speed until a sticky dough forms. You’ll see it stick to the paddle as it circulates, forming little dough “arms” that look like they’re reaching for the paddle from the side of the bowl.

7. Continue to beat, adding small amounts of all-purpose flour until the dough comes together into a smooth ball, as seen in the photo above. I used another 1-1.5 extra cups. It seems to be a lot more than just a small amount. Keep adding until it looks and feels right.

8. Fit the mixer with the dough hook and knead on medium speed until smooth and elastic, 6 to 8 minutes; add additional all-purpose flour as needed to reduce stickiness, but not too much or it will get tough.

9. Form the dough into a ball and place in a lightly oiled bowl turning to coat with oil.

10. Cover the bowl with towel and allow to rise in a warm place until doubled, about 1 hour. It might take as much as 1.5 to 2 hours, depending on the conditions inside your kitchen. Yeast likes warmer conditions, so don’t sit the bowl under a fan or air conditioning vent.

11. Lightly oil a 9 x 5 inch loaf pan. I much prefer cast iron because it heats evenly and gives the bread a perfect crust all the way around. Properly seasoned cast iron also releases the bread perfectly every time, without sticking. I also just like the weight.

12. Punch the dough down and let rest for 10 minutes.

13. Turn dough onto a lightly floured work area and sprinkle with 1/3 cup sunflower seeds.

14. Knead the dough until the seeds are evenly distributed. Or don’t. Omit the seeds if you don’t like them. I bet it would also be very good with walnuts or almond slivers and maybe even raisins.

I should have reshaped the loaf so both ends were the same size. The loaf came out with one end bigger than the other.

15. Roll the dough into a 12 by 7 inch rectangle and beginning on the short side, roll up loosely and pinch the seam to seal.

16. Place seam side down in prepared pan, cover and allow to rise until doubled, approximately 30 minutes.

17. While the dough is rising, preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit.

18. In a small bowl, lightly beat the egg white with 2 tablespoons of olive oil. I also added some crushed rosemary.

19. Brush the top of the loaf with egg mixture and sprinkle with remaining tablespoon of rolled oats and sunflower seeds.

20. Bake until the top is golden and hollow sounding when tapped, about 40 minutes.

21. Cool in pan for 5 minutes then turn out onto a wire cooling rack and cool completely before slicing. If you don’t have some sort of bread slicer, just use a steady hand and practice getting those slices even. It’s much more difficult than you’d think to cut a whole load to the same size.

This bread makes the most amazing sandwiches. Today we had black forest ham and asiago on this rosemary oat bread. It was a symphony of flavors. I can’t wait to eat my lunch tomorrow. I am also really looking forward to modifying this recipe with different herbs and mixtures of flour. Look for some more posts in the future as I hone it. Thanks for reading. -Robby

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A Homemade Garden Bouquet for Mothers Day

Spring is here, and before it runs away from us I’ve been out back enjoying some play time in the dirt. Last year Robby and I installed four raised garden beds that have already seen lots of action as the seasons have changed in just one year. Of course, spring and summer yield the most colorful and obvious crops, but there are a few plants & herbs that stick around all year. Right now our blue hydrangea is growing like crazy, to the point that we have to prune it back to keep the branches from breaking under their own weight. The mint and rosemary that I put in one of the shaded garden beds are growing like weeds, which is great for teas, juleps, and the many dishes we like to have with rosemary, but we can’t seem to consume enough of them to keep their size under control.  Anyone want to join us for mint juleps on the porch?

Enter the background context of Mothers Day on Sunday, along with a dinner we hosted Saturday night, and lightbulb! I had all the elements of a lovely bouquet that doubled as a centerpiece for the Saturday dinner, and then a gift for my mom on Sunday. Plus, our plants that were growing so fast got the trim they needed without having to waste any of the trimmings.

I initially cut three large hydrangea blooms, actually the three largest that were weighing down the branches the most, and four large sprigs each of rosemary and mint. After a preliminary arrangement that was a little heavy on the blue, I went back out and cut the same amount of rosemary and mint again and added it in.

After getting over the “is this totally weird?” doubts, I fell in love with this bouquet. The hydrangeas don’t have much scent to them, but the rosemary and mint really stand up and give a heavenly herbal smell to whatever room you place the arrangement in. Rosemary & mint is one of my favorite scents of homemade soap, too, it’s just such a comforting combination. Our dinner guests Saturday night enjoyed it, and my mom was pretty smitten with it when I brought it over on Sunday. I have been missing the smell in the dining room enough that I might add some jars of fresh herbs on the table, which could be fancied up with candles or ribbons or something.

Best of all, this was an extremely low (actually zero) cost mini project. I had the wide-mouth jar left over from something awhile back, so no expense there. The hydrangea bush has been growing for several years now and was planted by a previous owner (thanks, previous owner!). We bought the organic rosemary and mint plants from Whole Foods last year for about $5.00 each, so that was a $10.00 investment on last years books, which looks like it will keep paying out for many years to come. We don’t even pay for water to keep the plants growing during periods of drought, thanks to our rain barrels!

Thanks for reading, and happy Mothers Day!

-Christy

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